12.03.09

A Little Bit of Pearl Jam on Your Thighs
Today I was reminded how much I miss Flannel Lined pants…
I was also reminded that they made me look fat.
Thanks for nothing 1992.

12.02.09

I seemed to have misplaced my scissors?

Ba-dum ching!

12.01.09

Total eclipse of the corn hole.

11.30.09

He had a big mouth and a round "little" belly, That shook when he laughed, like there was an entire turkey and some pumpkin pies rolling around in there...

11.26.09

Happy Thanksgiving FOP Friends
Love,
The O.P.*

*The Original Pilgrim

11.25.09

A Thanksgiving Native American Wish List

I wish these lazy pilgrims could harvest their own stinking food.
I wish tractors would get invented.
I wish these smallpox would go away.

11.24.09

PILGRIMS: A dialogue.

I think a blanket full of small pox is the perfect way to thank our native friends for giving us winter rashes.

YOU IDIOT! Not WINTER RASHES, they gave us WINTER RATIONS!

Uh, oh.

We’re all gonna die!